New Riley the Furniture Man

[Verse 1]
Riley was a white man, living on Sixteenth Street
Every Friday morning, Mr. Riley you would meet
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Chorus]
Make no difference to the white man, white as crystal snow
If you don't pay Mr. Riley, he'll take your furniture sho'
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Verse 2]
Riley came to my house, came and rang my bell
Says he wants my Davenport, that easy chair as well
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Chorus]
Make no difference to the white man, white as crystal snow
If you don't pay Mr. Riley, he'll take your furniture sho'
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Verse 3]
Here come old man Riley, sittin' on some cart
Like to get some TNT and blow his cart apart
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Chorus]
Make no difference to the white man, white as crystal snow
If you don't pay Mr. Riley, he's gonna your furniture sho'
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Verse 4]
Mike the station master, he's a depot man
Riley is a master, he's the repo man
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Chorus]
Make no difference to the white man, white as crystal snow
If you don't pay Mr. Riley, he'll take your furniture sho'
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Verse 5]
Riley never dances, Riley never sings
Riley gets his rocks off from repossessing your things
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone

[Chorus]
Make no difference to the white man, white as crystal snow
If you don't pay Mr. Riley, he'll take your furniture sho'
Riley's been here, got my furniture and gone