Stuck in the Middle with You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall from my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
'Cause you're talkin', I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing
And proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they come a'calling
Slap you on the back and say "Please"

Swear I'm trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Day tripper

You started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they come a'calling
Slap you on the back and say "Please"

Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case that I'm gonna fall off my chair
And I don't how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you, girl
You know that I'm stuck in the middle with you