Stop Calling

[Verse 1]
You think it's funny calling me when you're high
But it's just bloody annoying
Cause its quarter past five
What could you possibly be doing
It's a Tuesday night
And you work a nine to five
Living the dream out every night
You play guitar so it's justified

[Pre-Chorus]
Put down the Jack Daniels
And your rock star manual
Think you need to get some sleep
So go and count them black sheep

[Chorus]
Congratulations you're in a band
Now please stop calling me
Just go to bed with your hand
So please stop calling me
Don't know who told you you're fit
Was it just your [?]
Cause it's getting pretty creepy
So please stop calling me

[Verse 2]
So funny when I bump into you in Primark
Topping off on skinnies
You're going pretty red there
When I mention your drunk dialings
So look, you're trying to pretend
That call never happened
If your friends, they don't believe me
Got it on voicemail actually

[Pre-Chorus]
Put down the Jack Daniels
And your rock star manual
Think you need to get some sleep
So go and count them black sheep

[Chorus]
Congratulations you're in a band
Now please stop calling me
Just go to bed with your hand
So please stop calling me
Don't know who told you you're fit
Was it just your [?]
Cause it's getting pretty creepy
So please stop calling me

[Bridge]
Hope I'm not disturbing you
But, uh, I saw you from across the party
And uh, I don't usually do this but
But I felt compelled to tell you something
You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie

Well you certainly know how to compliment a woman
Now if you'll excuse me

Do you know who I am?

No, I can't say that I do

I'm kind of a big deal

Really? Well I'm very happy for you

[Chorus]
Congratulations you're in a band
Now please stop calling me
Just go to bed with your hand
So please stop calling me
Don't know who told you you're fit
Was it just your [?]
Cause it's getting pretty creepy
So please stop calling me
Congratulations you're in a band
Now please stop calling me
Just go to bed with your hand
So please stop calling me
Don't know who told you you're fit
Was it just your [?]
Cause it's getting pretty creepy
So please stop calling me