B.F.F.

[Verse 1]
You won't let me kiss ugly boys
Oh, when I want to
After 10 vodkas and lime
You're like my guardian angel
In heels that you can't walk in
And when I get experimental
Like that phase when
I dressed all proper weird
You got my back, you're like
What the fuck is that?

[Chorus]
Oh, you hold my hair when I'm sick
And you're the only one that laughs when I'm a dick
That's why you are my best friend
My BFF, yeah
Oh, you're my best friend
My BFF, yeah

[Verse 2]
When my mom thought that we were lesbians
For about 5 years
Even though we both have boyfriends
We're just close yeah?
God, get off my back

[Chorus]
Oh, you hold my hair when I'm sick
And you're the only one that laughs when I'm a dick
That's why you are my best friend
My BFF, yeah
Oh, you're my best friend
My BFF, yeah

[Bridge]
I don't mind that you fell over in my Cavalli suit
And you ripped the knees out and ruined it
Or that you give everyone [?]
I don't mind that you wear tights
When you go swimming either
I'm not even offended that you left my band
For another band, as well

[Chorus]
Oh, you hold my hair when I'm sick
And you're the only one that laughs when I'm a dick
That's why you are my best friend
My BFF, yeah
Oh, you're my best friend
My BFF, yeah
You are my best friend
My BFF yeah
Oh, you're my best friend
My BFF yeah
You are my best friend
My BFF yeah
Oh, you're my best friend
My BFF yeah