Stool Boom

By the pool
In the school, by the fires of yule
It's the rule, there's a stool, there's a stool
Stools are where
Once upon a time you'd find a chair
A chair's for fools
Everybody wants stools

Stool boom
From the parlor to the pool room
We're the center of a stool boom
Everyone knows our name

Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping
Working, making, some for selling, some for keeping

You will drool
At the splendor of these magic stools
It's the rule, everyone has a stool
Just three legs
It's the thing for which a monarch begs
Hock your jewels
Use the money for stools

Stool boom
Just three legs and watch the sales zoom
Like a fever it's a stool boom
And it's spreading out from Blaine

Working building, never stopping, never sleeping
Working, making, some for selling, some for keeping
Working building, never stopping, never sleeping
Working, making, some for selling, some for keeping

(Whew)