Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine
Waiting for Guffman & Catherine O’Hara & Eugene Levy & Parker Posey & Fred Willard & Christopher Guest * Track #6 On Red, White & Blaine: The Musical
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Album Red, White & Blaine: The Musical
- #1Overture
Waiting for Guffman
- #2Covered Wagons, Open-Toed Shoes
Waiting for Guffman & Christopher Guest & Eugene Levy & Catherine O’Hara & Parker Posey & Fred Willard
- #3Stool Boom
Waiting for Guffman & Catherine O’Hara & Eugene Levy & Christopher Guest & Parker Posey & Fred Willard
- #4
This Bulging RiverWaiting for Guffman & Catherine O’Hara & Eugene Levy & Parker Posey & Fred Willard & Christopher Guest
- #5A Penny for Your Thoughts
Waiting for Guffman & Christopher Guest & Parker Posey
- #6Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine
Waiting for Guffman & Catherine O’Hara & Eugene Levy & Parker Posey & Fred Willard & Christopher Guest
- #7Nothing Ever Happens on Mars
Waiting for Guffman & Eugene Levy
- #8Blaine Panther Fight Song
Waiting for Guffman
- #9Bubbe Made a Kishka
Waiting for Guffman & Eugene Levy
Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine by Waiting for Guffman (Ft. Catherine O'Hara, Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard & Parker Posey)
Performed by
Waiting for GuffmanCatherine O’Hara & Eugene Levy & Parker Posey & Fred Willard & Christopher GuestProduced by
Jeffery CJ VanstonWrited by
Christopher Guest & Harry ShearerAbout
Another cut song from Waiting for Guffman, this song details all the noneventful doings (or lack thereof) in Blaine, Missouri. It is later recast as “Nothing Ever Happens on Mars” when the aliens land in town.
Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine Lyrics
[Whjistling]
Nothing ever happens in Blaine
Nothing ever happens, it's all the same
The sun comes up, we go to work
The teacher and the farmer and the soda jerk
Nothing ever happens in Blaine
It's just the way it is, it's all the same
The sun goes down, we head for home
Read the evening papers, give the dog a bone
Boring, boring
Fix the TV dinners, I'm roasting up some frozen weiners
Boring, boring
Going to the drive-in and petting with the boy named Ivan
Boring, boring
[Instrumental and Corky Dance Break]
Quilting bees, shucking corn
PTA, early morn
Square dance by the lake
Fruit punch, chocolate cake
Prom night, county fair
Same old thing, c'est la guerre
Go to church, mow the lawn
Nothing's ever going on
There's not much pleasure
But not much pain
'Cause nothing ever happens
Zero ever happens
Bupkis ever happens in... Blaine
Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine Q&A
Who wrote Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine's ?
Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine was written by Christopher Guest & Harry Shearer.
Who produced Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine's ?
Nothing Ever Happens in Blaine was produced by Jeffery CJ Vanston.