Stonybrook Radio

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Ayo, salam my brothers, you are tuned into Fists of Rage, the premiere power hour that hits from the back
I am your host Abdul ?? Muhammad the Third
Today's brothers’ subject is:
We know brother OJ is framed by the imperialist devil white man, yes
But what is it about these styrofoam chested, flat-ass, bulimic Hockenberry daughters of the plantation owners that keep stealing our black warriors away from the struggle?

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99.7 WPCP, coming up: Hole, Dirt, Jewel, Spit, Blur, Bush-
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Sponge, Sprong [radio tuning] Belly, Suede, Screw, Bone, Skull and more monosyllabic titled bands after this!

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... And it is 10:30 PM, tonight which is today
And you're tuned to WSLK, Slack. And the all-request Legions of Lethargy hour
I'm your host, with the most: Jim Pluparnicus, and you just heard... um.. uh.. Identically what was played an hour before the last hour
Um, we have a new release, and it goes out to Katy, in Manhattan, from Matt, um.. And It’s called Daniella, here on Slacker Central, WSLK