Stick It Out

[Verse 1: Joe]
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, feuer!

[Refrain: Joe]
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa!

[Lyric Note 1]
Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named Sy Borg, previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the police on cut two, side I, spindles over to JOE and says

[Bridge: Sy Borg and Joe]
Pick me! I'm clean!
I am also programmed for conversational English!
May I have this dance?
I've got a better idea

[Verse 2: Joe & Sy Borg]
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out your hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out your hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out your hot curly weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie!
Make it go fast
(In and out)
In and out
Magical Pig!
Make it go fast
(In and out)
In and out
Magical Pig
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), fire
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), fire

[Refrain: Joe]
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

[Lyric Note 2]
Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance, SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry

[Bridge: Sy Borg]
What's a girl like you
Doing in a place like this?
Do you come here often?
Wait a minute
I've got it
You're an Italian
What? You're Jewish?
Love your nails
You must be a Libra
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming, hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming
Steam roller!

[Outro: Central Scrutinizer]
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
Joe and his date are going back to the apartment
To have a little party