Stay on the Charming Side of Drunk

Stay on the charming side of drunk
And leave without saying goodbye
I'm sentimental
If you know what I mean
I hate the music
But I love the scene
Always find myself in bars
Always back to the tarot cards
And doing foolish things just to see
What change will bring
Uh-huh

Well no one's ever looking where they're going
No one's ever stepping aside
Doing foolish things just to see
What change would bring

You've had too many lovers and not enough friends!
I said to myself looking around the room
I've had too many drinks and not enough dinner
Time to go soon
Every foolish thing I never tried
Every foolish thing I've called mine
With age comes decadence, and look here it comes
It's doing foolish things just to see
What change will bring

[Spoken voice-over]
"A big round of applause please for Jenny
Congratulations Jenny, here's what you've won"

I wanna stay on the charming side of drunk
And then I leave without saying goodbye
But you if want to stay here
[?]
That's goodbye baby, goodbye
You know I wanted trouble, and got it
I'm trying to move elegant
But I'm so beat up!
Doing foolish things just to see
What change it would bring!

Every foolish thing I never tried
Every foolish thing I've called mine
I'm gonna push my luck
I'm gonna wake up drunk
I'm gonna go home deaf and drink again
[?]
For the night!