Secret Service Freedom Fighting U.S.A.

Relax Mom
I been in a lot more trouble than this before
You know
Besides there's a way out of every damn situation
Just give me a sec and I'll go
It wouldn't be right for any mother's son
To be sitting all around at home
All counting from the kitchen
"boil damn you boil"
When it is by will alone
I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in
Oh, god

Relax Mom
Just a goddamned joke
How the hell could I have known?
Besides this would've been funny
If I hadn't gotten caought
But I did so there you go
Why? Why what?
Do I do these things or think them
I don't know?
Must be something in the water
And not your fault
At least not yours alone
I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in
Oh, god
If I could just get out of this
I'd ending up pushing my luck again

This is the most trouble I've been in
Me or anyone I've ever known
But there's gotta be a way out of
Every damn situation or at least I hope so
I think the cops at the door prove something
I think you and I both know
You tell them anything you want
But I'm out the window and in this all alone

I'm giddy with all the trouble I'm in
Oh, god
If I could just get out of this
I'd ending up pushing my luck again
I'll tell you what
You can take your threats to the back of the line
And wait like everybody else
'cause I am
Fuck all with all the trouble I'm in
Fuck all the trouble I'm in