Status Report

Spock:
The intermix chamber and containment field
Are stable
I’ll get to the warp core and assess its state
When I’m able
[Why?]

Pike:
[Where is that music coming from?]

Ortegas:
[Not from anywhere on the ship.]

Spock:
Apologies
The most confounding thing
I appear to be singing
[Uhura: I have Sickbay for you, sir.]
Most unusual, so peculiar

M’Benga & Chapel:
We can confirm there’re no injuries
Just the daily
Mundane

Chapel:
A headache, a splinter

M’Benga:
A left ankle sprain

Pike:
It’s happening again

M’Benga & Chapel:
Why are we singing?
Apologies, the most confounding thing
We appear to be singing
Most unusual, so peculiar

Pike:
[Lieutenant Ortegas, status report.]

Ortegas:
Ortegas is at the helm
The pilot seat is my realm
We’re in a field surrounded
Still, flight systems steady
Impulse engines ready

Una:
At the console
Systems initializing
Life support robust
Now finalizing
We’ll check inertial dampers
And see if they’re hampered
All is OK
It appears that all is OK

La’an:
Security detects no threats
We’ll do a personnel overhaul
No decks unchecked
All tactical functions are steady
Phaser banks, deflector shields
All at the ready

All:
Apologies, the most confounding thing
We appear to be singing
Most unusual, so peculiar (3x canon)

Spock:
All systems stable

Pelia:
All systems stable

Chapel:
All systems stable

M’Benga:
All systems stable

Una:
All systems stable

La’an:
All systems stable

Jim Kirk:
All systems stable

Pike:
But why are we singing?!