Stanley (Distorted)

[Verse]
I am Stanley the mistake guy
In front of me, a black screen of die
I made a mistake I should have never
I thought that I was being clever
But instead I decided to pull the lever
And summoned an ugly woman named Heather
She reported me to the narrator, BATTTS
So I filled her up with many fats
Instantaneously she had exploded
An explosion of which I had coded
I am Stanley, the coolest program man
I made the AI who created the song Stan
Back on track, I was in front of a bloody mess
And my amount of luck couldn't be any less
Bat came in and banned me from code
So I began going into anger guy mode
I threw a knife at Bat to show my fury
He destroyed it with an explosion harpoon
Soon I was standing in front of a jury
A jury who loved a very cool tune
It was Pee Pee Poo Poo
I played it, and then ate a big shoe
The jury exploded and I ran away
Only to be caught the next day
Bat captured me, and gave me a beating
And then the black screen I soon with had a meeting
I gave the best attempt at stopping it I had
But it only made it more and more bad
Colour left the screen, my world would soon end
Hopefully one day, my screen will mend

[Outro]
Stanley was never seen again after that day
He is expected to have disappeared with the black screen