Dark Sold

[Hook]
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater

[Verse 1]
Dark souls bosses, weak and easy to kill in one hit
The weapons are, shit
I use guns instead and one shot
Every boss in the game simultaneously
You do not compare to my level of skill
I learned this dope tricks in school
The one that is cool but doesn't have a pool
Which is uncool. Uncool school
You attended uncool school

[Hook]
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater

[Verse 2]
Some say Gary's stupid
That is an unrelated point to what I'll say next
Dark Souls costs too much money to be honest
It should cost more around whatever four pints of water is worth
Since that's how easy playing Dark Souls is
Its so easy like buying four pints of water
You buyed four pints of water and Dark Souls too you are a poo

[Hook]
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater

[Verse 3]
Why would I ever play such a bad game?
Maybe you just want me to suffer since you had such a bad day
That's because I pwned you on Dark Souls 1v1 match
But suffering won't fix the bad game that is Dark Souls
You are suffering through having bought the game
You should take it back to the game store where you buy it from
And trade it in for Borderlands or a
Free coupon to attend the public restroom
You must sell Dark Souls right now now now

[Hook]
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail the dark souls hater
Dark lord Vader? Dark lightsaber?
All hail dark sold