St Columba & The Masons

[Verse 1]
Tubal Cain was a Mason
A square dealing man
He was aye on the level
With a shake o' a han' (na-na-na-na)
Wi' his feet at right angles
He was surely go far
Nonchalantly gein' signals
As he stood at the bar

[Bridge]
Tell me who is your granny? (Who is your granny?)
He signalled tae me (He signalled tae me)
As he rolled up his troosers (rolled up his troosers)
Tae expose his left knee (na-na-na-na)

[Verse 2]
He was fond of the folk songs
He preferred them tae jazz
And his favourite folk singer
They called Joan Boaz
But it cost him a fortune
For these secret delights
So he told me last Tuesday
He's joining the Knights
Of Saint Columba