Squidward In A New Dress

[Intro: Squidward Tentacles]
I’m Squiddy though
I’m Squiddy though

[Chorus: Squidward Tentacles]
Come on down to Bikini Bottom
We’ll meet up at Goo Lagoon
And we’ll go and have fun
Y’know I had to grab some of that good stuff
Squiddy gon’ pass it around ‘cause we don’t give no fucks

[Post-Chorus: Squidward Tentacles]
Y’know I had to grab some of that good stuff
We all parents, so, tonight nobodys gonna be rough

[Verse 1: Squidward Tentacles]
Party ‘till we finish
Young, dumb, and Squiddy
We make ‘em cash living, hundreds but throwing them fifty’s
What happened to the Patties? Patrick ate them
And we at the Krusty Krab, guess who makes ‘em?
We choppin up Tomatoes, blowin’ up like Volcanos
Fryin up Potatoes, Knock ‘em down, tornados
Everybody eatings up with the party young
So, now, it’s time to get low and get our party on

[Chorus: Squidward Tentacles]
Come on down to Bikini Bottom
We’ll meet up at Goo Lagoon
Go and we’ll have fun
Y’know I had to grab some of that good stuff
Squiddy gon’ pass it around ‘cause we don’t give no fucks

[Interlude: Squidward Tentacles]
I can feel the Squiddy this evening
What’s going on, Squid’s got your tongue?

[Verse 2: Squililams Fancyson]
Spitting with my nemesis, we just made amends
So much beef, that we became friends
When it comes to the show we will never end
So, as episodes continue, we still making Ms, yuh
Left the beat with holes, like the yellow sponge
Took a lesson from him, now, I’m having fun
Fuck the Krusty Krab, chum is fum
I’m killing this shit but I ain’t even done
Killing shit, so you better run
And my pockets bigger than Mrs. Puff’s tum
Bitch, give me head, ‘till I fucking cum
But her brain like Patrick, ‘cause she fucking dumb