I Thought About Squidward (Intro)

[Intro]
The most annoying laugh always comes from a Sponge
Today, I thought about Squidward
And how he’s not a real squid, he’s an Octopus
8 tentacles
Now, if we’re using that logic I could say, “Patrick’s not a real star but he’s just a Starfish”
The most annoying laugh always comes from a Sponge
(Ooh-ooooh)
Today, I thought about Squidward
He’s actually an Octopus
Now people will disagree with me and say, “I can’t say that”
But you just gotta say it
Weigh all the options, nothing's off the table
The most annoying laugh comes from a Sponge
Now, once again, I could say, “That the most annoying laugh comes from a Spongebob”
But he is the only Sponge, so, that would be a lie
I thought about Squidward, today
(Ooh—ooh—ooh-ooh-ooh—ooh—ooh—ooh—oooh)
Sandy breathes underwater
Now, saying that she struggles to breathe underwater seems like a bunch of more common theme
But, in reality, she just breathes underwater
I thought about Squidward, today
And how’s he an Octopus, 8 tentacles
My Beautiful Dark Tentacled Squidward
Begins now