Spray Tan

[Verse 1]
We had our shit together
And everything was cool
Until we met this grifter
And he took us to school

Now the snow is blowing sideways
The secretary says it’s rain
The truth is in the trash
It’s totally insane

[Chorus 1]
Now it’s a new year
I’m feeling old, man
Is this a bad dream?
Is that a spray tan

They’re selling fake blues
To all our real friends
No, nobody will believe you
‘Til the world ends

[Verse 2]
So and so said such and such
‘Bout something no one said
Haranguing everybody
Who was hanging on a thread

You cannot judge a book
Just by looking at the author
And you can’t wear my shoes
Until you fly my saucer

[Chorus 2]
Now it’s a nеw year
I’m feeling old, man
They’re sеrving warm beer
Inside a cold can

I’m taking my cues
While Timmy bartends
No, nobody will believe you
‘Til the world ends

[Verse 3]
I try to keep my faith in people
‘Cause there ain’t no way around them
And you can’t look for your glasses
Until you’ve actually found them

If your dreams are coming true
Be careful what you wish for
You want the Second Coming
I just want a second encore

[Chorus 3]
Well it’s another new year
So I’ve been told man
And when we’re through here
Check out my old band

Releasing outtakes
There ain’t no top tens
No, nobody will believe you
‘Til the world ends

[Chorus 4]
It’s a new year
I’m feeling old, man
Is this bad dream?
No, it’s solid gold man

Until the clouds break
I guess the truth bends
Buddy, nobody will believe you
‘Til the world ends

[Outro]
Nobody will believe you
‘Til the world ends