Sportsing

[Intro]
All the cool kids, they out sportsing
Time to try it out with the sport scene
I wanna fly about and make a sports team

[Verse 1]
Dream about money, big mansions
But fumbling it up, oh snap! Mark Sanchez
I guess I'll shake it off, let's do some Basketball
Maybe all the speed will compensate 'cause I'm not very tall
That didn't work too well, ah damn
Michael's magic confidence only works on Space Jam
Got no Lola Bunny, but the kids, they call me funny
Like bugs, they bug me, but being mocked don't get you carats honey
No gold diggers here, man, I'm too damn poor
Free ride to the privatе school my mom works for
They say I'll level out, just join a sports tеam
Got the energy but I don't do well with the coaching
Beaten up by poor kids or getting hazed by rich kids
I think I hate it all, I'm sick of every brand of bitch kid
Which kid snitched, hid? Got suspended for a week
Just for knocking out a prissy little twig freak

[Hook]
All the cool kids, they out sportsing
Time to try it out with the sport scene
I wanna fly about and make a sports team
Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name

[Verse 2]
Coordination lacking, attention span collapsing
When I try to play the game, I'm target for harassing
Now amassing a legacy of passing
Never take a shot 'cause if I miss they on my ass asking
Why I'm flailing or just failing
As if losing the game was the spot to find me basking
Now that's a wack theme, I broke your jaw, I smack dreams
Not built for all the drama, just violence
So they call me "JV", go V-A-R-S-I-T-Y
Cheerleaders spread their thighs for the dunce guys
So that's why I'll add a letter to my jacket
Just a patch but it will hack it for a back of the bus girl to jack it
Turns out there's incentive for the assholes
But some pussy isn't worth it, far as that goes
Got this anger but just punching kids is mad dull
And the wrestling they offer is a pedophile show

[Hook]
All the cool kids, they out sportsing
Time to try it out with the sport scene
I wanna fly about and make a sports team
Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name

[Verse 3]
In a fit of rage, I ran away fast
Fake Etnies couldn't hang, barefoot on dry grass
The coach said "What's his name?" didn't know who I had passed
I'm the fastest kid at school, too bad running isn't badass
Fuck it, do I really gotta be the one?
That goes out to the circle jerk, a run for fun
Now bitches say I'm skinny but I run for guns
And then stare at the buns of the gym short hons
Can't say it's all sad, these girls so bad
See me as a brother while some other fucker will shag
With a gag, pretty boys will call me a fag
I'm a world class athlete, man, this drags

[Hook] (x2)
All the cool kids, they out sportsing
Time to try it out with the sport scene
I wanna fly about and make a sports team
Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name