“Sports Men” (スポーツマン), by Haruomi Hosono (of Yellow Magic Orchestra and Happy End fame), was released in 1982 on his album Philharmony.
Although not released as a single, the song has become one of Hosono’s most popular solo works.
[Intro]
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
[Verse 1]
I'm worrying everyday
I could be anorexic
I'll have to get into shape
Can't seem to find the right charge
Your mother, she might be a swimmer
Your father must have been a vaulter
Don't put me in skates
Ping pong, I'm no great shakes
People say I'm weak
Can't even hold her tight
You are the star of the poolside
Your streamline curves I can't abide
[Chorus]
I'll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
I'll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
[Verse 2]
I'm not sleeping these days
Maybe insomniac
Quench my thirst, flesh and blood
I've got this craving for you
Your brother, they call him Batman
Your sister, we know she's Wonder Woman
I'm seeing Sundays
I could be apoplectic
The whole family gets in shape
Under the floodlights
People tell me I'm not strong
I can't seem to find the right charge
[Chorus]
I'll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing
I'll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
I'll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Be a good sport
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
Be a good sport
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
I'll be a sportsman
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
Be a good sport
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
Be a good sport
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
I'll be a sportsman
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
(Twitching, throbbing, twitching, throbbing)
Sports Men was written by Peter Barakan & Giles Duke & 細野晴臣 (Haruomi Hosono).
Sports Men was produced by 細野晴臣 (Haruomi Hosono).
細野晴臣 (Haruomi Hosono) released Sports Men on Fri May 21 1982.