Spoonin Rap (I Don’t Drink Smoke Or Gamble Neither I’m The Cold Crushing Lover)

'Cause I'm the one lover boy who gives a good sensation
I'm the Good & Plenty kid with all the qualifications
If I see a fine girl who will look good in the bed
I go and push my luck and try to get a little leg
But if the girl is ugly and she look like a dog
I started running like a coward, and leapin' like a frog
I'm not conceited, baby, please don't take me for a toy
Just remember me and Spoonie Gee, the baddest lover boy
The rhyme sayer, girl player, drink a lot of juice
And what God gave mе, babe, I'm gonna give it to you
You go a fee-fi-fa-fo-fo-fum
I smell thе butter of an English [muffin?]
But if the people ain't dancing, they shouldn't be around
So come on, everybody, let's all get down
We're gonna rock to the rhythm of the funky sound
'Cause everybody knows when Spoonie Gee rhyme
You get down, and don't stop
A-come on, to the sure shot
You go on and on and on and on
And like a hot butter on, say what, the popcorn
First you rock the hip, then you rock the hop
And then you rock on down to the nonstop
'Cause I'm the S to the P, double O-N-Y
'Cause I'm the one MC who you can't deny
'Cause I'm the baby maker, I'm the woman taker
I'm the cool kid, say, I'm the heartbreaker
I'm the one cool kid with all the luster
Don't a-mess around 'cause I'm the cool nut-buster
So come on everybody, let's rock a little while
Too happy to frown and too sad to smile
And yes yes, y'all, freak freak, y'all
'Cause I'm the beast of the east, the north or the south
You go down south and you can hear my mouth
But if you go up north, where the music's soft
A-just call on me and I'll rock for free
Spoonie Gee, y'all, rock rock, y'all
You say your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see
Yes, I'm talking about the man they call Spoonie Gee
'Cause the man is bad, and then the man is good
And he rocks the house like a MC should
And when Spoonie Gee a-goes walkin' down the street
All the sucker MCs kneel to his feet
I say the man is bad, no matter what you say
And if the sun is out, he'll rock all day
And if the sun is gone and it's a-turnin' dark
I make the fly girls start screaming, and the poor dogs bark
Yes yes, y'all, freak freak, y'all
We're gonna rock, y'all, and don't stop
You go a-one, two and a three and a four
Come on, pretty boy, you need some more
'Cause I'm Spoonie Gee, I wanna rock some more
Gonna rock to the rhythm a one, two, three, four
Young ladies, rock on, y'all
Rock rock, y'all, you don't stop
You go a hip, a hop, there goes the cop
And then you rock to the hip and then you rock the hop
'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee and wanna be known
As the metropolitician of the microphone
'Cause I'm on and on and on and on and on
The beat don't stop until the freaks are gone
I don't wanna brag, I don't need to be mean
But I'm the baddest MC you ever seen
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast
But my name is known from coast to coast
Girls know me all around when I walk the street
Say "Hey MC, rock to the beat"
Young ladies, rock on, y'all
Freak freak y'all, rock rock, y'all
So come on, everybody, let's get on down
'Cause I got my man, his name is Peter Brown
Because the man is bad, and he's a star
You stay with me and he'll get very far
Young ladies, rock on, y'all
Freak freak y'all, funky beat, y'all
Rock rock, y'all, you don't stop
Keep on, to the sure shot
Then you rock and roll, then you roll and rock
Then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop
And young ladies, rock on
Fly guys, what a big surprise
'Cause I'm the S to the P, double O-N-Y
The one MC nobody can't deny
'Cause I'm Spoonie Gee and I wanna be known
As the metropolitician of the microphone
And young ladies, rock on, y'all
Young ladies, rock on, y'all
Rock rock, y'all, you don't stop
Keep on, to the sure shot

[Instrumental interspersed with distorted vocals from 'A Drive Down The Street I Was Spanking And Freaking' on the background]