Spoken Turd

From Dresden Elementary School

And next tonight on the Hip-Hop Poetry Coffee Jam Slamaramma Spamomatic
We have Brooks Buford from Dresden Elementary

Oh, He's dope. I heard he's dope
Yeah, he's cute, too

Why do I fly?
I am a bird
I go through holes (wow)
I go through seas
I go through pees
My balls are shorn
My anus is torn (oh yes)
Is that corn in my !@#$?
I don't know
Follow me, follow me
I am around the corner
What about the children?
And the government? Oooooooh (God he's good)
Ooooooooooh! (did you hear that?)
Where are we going?
I am so deep
Ooooooh

Hey! Shut the !@#$ up you bum!
(he's not cool)