Spock Impersonator

He had the shiniest of hair
And he walked into the room with an authoritative air
His carefully shaped eyebrows so severe
And you could barely even tell where the prosthetics met his ears

I fell in love with a Spock impersonator
From his ears down to his phaser and his sweet communicator
Thought my search for love was at an end
But being highly logical did not make him a very good boyfriend

When I first saw his furrowed brow
I knew the ideal man had come and found mе somehow
I mean, what elsе could I think
When he looked me in the eyes and told me prune juice is a warriors drink

I fell in love with a Worf impersonator
From his forehead to his baldric and his badge communicator
I thought my search for love was at an end
But being strong and angry did not make him a very good boyfriend
Oh why did I come to this con
This day has been nothing but a rollercoaster of emotion
I don't have the time or money to wait in line for Leonard Nimoy
But look over here! what an interesting boy…

I fell in love with a Q impersonator
Which seemed like a bad idea even 30 minutes later
I thought my search for love was at an end
But he transported me to another dimension and played psychological games with me and my friends