Splitting Hairs
Clarence Clarity & Pizza boy.
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Splitting Hairs by Clarence Clarity (Ft. Pizza boy.)
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The song’s title, Splitting Hairs, is a saying used to refer to when inconsequential, small or trivial details of issues are argued about. Notably, this song also features artwork of the No Now cover going into a trash can, signifying the end of this era of Clarence’s music, and a corner labelled “L...
Splitting Hairs Lyrics
[Verse 1: pizza boy.]
The torso of my toy wrestler is too loose
And you're trying to feed me kind words through a poop chute
Quit it, I can smell the waste
It elevates into the air, I swear, it's up there
Doing a jig upside down on a glass ceiling
And on the other side, there is Billy Mays
Kneeling down giving it a streak-free shine
But when I show him the footprints he ignores me each time
[Chorus: Clarence Clarity]
I catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
I'm quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
I catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
I'm quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
[Verse 2: pizza boy.]
I get it, it's not your problem, you've transcended
We're swimmin' in outrage and gluten-free chicken
Gawker articles, copious photographs of kittens and... "Listen to my mixtape!"
That was a request, not commentary
The similarity of our struggle is kinda scary
Iapapa berries are my art; some life for nerds, but turds to those confused by tart remarks
[Chorus: Clarence Clarity]
I catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
I'm quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
I catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
I'm quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
[Verse 3: pizza boy.]
I'm at my weakest, reading Rap Genius
Trying to make sense of myself, dispensing my health
To these beings I'm not even sure that I'm seeing, peeing on the side of the bowl
My roommate is sleeping next to the girl who's creeping with him, because her guy does art and only makes about 8.99
Christ, me and that guy would be best pals, but I should keep it down, they're having sex now
[Chorus: Clarence Clarity]
I catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
I'm quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
I catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
I'm quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
Splitting hairs
Splitting hairs
One day in a couple of years
God be like; "Fuck it, I've been splitting hairs"
Splitting Hairs Q&A
Who wrote Splitting Hairs's ?
Splitting Hairs was written by Clarence Clarity & Pizza boy..
Who produced Splitting Hairs's ?
Splitting Hairs was produced by Clarence Clarity.
When did Clarence Clarity release Splitting Hairs?
Clarence Clarity released Splitting Hairs on Tue May 31 2016.