Sperm Meets Egg, So What?

(Intro)
Don't say it's groovy
Don't say that to me
Don't say I've had my chance

(Verse 1)
Missed a pill, it's no big deal (oh, no)
Pat my belly and I'll squeal (I missed)
Blood will often take it's time (my pill)
'Specially when it's mine
I don't want to take a test (don't want)
But I guess it's for the best (to take)
Just don't tell me what to think (that test)
If it turns pink

(Pre-Chorus)
What are you saying? (what are you saying?)
Should I believe you? (should I believe you?)
Why do you think that (why do you think that)
It's the finest thing?

(Chorus)
Oh, no (oh, no), not me (not me)
It c-c-c-c-c-c-couldn't be
I'm not (I'm not) so young (so young)
But l-l-l-l-life was getting fun
I won't (I won't) believe (believe) that you could wish this on me
That you could want another me
(Don't say it's groovy
Don't say that to me
Don't say I've had my chance)

(Verse 2)
Hey, don't look so surprised (I'm just)
I thought you'd be on my side (a kid)
Kids are dandy, kids are fine (myself)
When they're not mine
It's not easy to explain (don't want)
It just feels, well, kind of lame (to get)
And I don't want to get fat (that fat)
At least not for that

(Pre-Chorus)
What are you saying? (what are you saying?)
Should I believe you? (should I believe you?)
Why do you think that (why do you think that)
It's the finest thing?

(Chorus)
Oh, no (oh, no), not me (not me)
It c-c-c-c-c-c-couldn't be
I'm not (I'm not) so young (so young)
But l-l-l-l-life was getting fun
I won't (I won't) believe (believe) that you could wish this on me
That you could want another me
(Don't say it's groovy
Don't say that to me
Don't say I've had my chance)

(Instrumental bridge)

(Pre-Chorus)
What are you saying? (what are you saying?)
Should I believe you? (should I believe you?)
Why do you think that (why do you think that)
It's the finest thing?

(Chorus)
Oh, no (oh, no), not me (not me)
It c-c-c-c-c-c-couldn't be
I'm not (I'm not) so young (so young)
But l-l-l-l-life was getting fun
I won't (I won't) believe (believe) that you could wish this on me
That you could want another me
(Don't say it's groovy
Don't say that to me
Don't say I've had my chance)