Spelling Bee Romance

[Verse 1]
Well, I just talked to Rudy on the P-H-O-N-E
Said, "It's Saturday night, let's get in T-R-O-U-B-L-E"
I said, "Okay, I'll meet you at the country B-A-R"
I said "B-Y-E and aren't we C-L-E-V-E-R"
Spells clever, not cleaver

[Verse 2]
Well, we got out on the dance floor with the G-I-R-L-S
And we were havin' F-U-N, we were spinnin' with the best
Well, the the B-A-N-D stopped and I asked her, "What's your name?"
Well, she smiled at me and spelled it, "It's J-A-N-E, Jane"
Me Tarzan

[Chorus]
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT
Well, I go to AA meetings and I've learned to like M-E
Your eyes are K-I-N-D and I love the way you dance"
Well, the night I met my country western, honky-tonkin'
Spellin' bee romance

[Verse 3]
Well, I winked at my buddy, said, "I got me O-N-E"
Well, he drank his beer and understood and S-P-L-I-T
Well, I took Jane out to breakfast, ham and eggs at 3 AM
On her second cup of coffee, she told me about him
B-O-B-B-Y, Bobby

[Verse 4]
Well, she wasn't in love with Bobby, H-U-S-B-A-N-D
And they were havin' troubles, D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Now you may think I'm B-A-D, but I held her in her grief
Hey, I took her home and loved her, how do you spell relief?
L-O-V-E, love

[Chorus]
Now I watch WWF and I love CMT
I go to AA meetings and I've learned to like M-E
Hey, her eyes are K-I-N-D and I love the way she dances
Well, the night I met my country western, honky-tonkin'
Spellin' bee romance
Well, the night I met my country western, honky-tonkin'
Spellin' bee romance

[Outro]
I L-O-V-E you, Jane