Spell Block Tango

[Intro: All]
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes

[Spoken: Adam Lambert]
And now, the six merry murderesses of
The Captain Hook county jail
In their rendition of the Spell Block Tango

[Refrain: All]
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh-uh, Figaro, Wishes

[Chorus: All]
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

[Spoken: Shoshana Bean, as Cruella de Vil]
You know how people have this little habits that get you down?
Like Jasper and Horace, they didn't know their fabrics
I asked for spots, no, not stripes, not dots, spots!
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated
And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Jasper and Horace, lying on the couch, drinking a beer with ten yards of dotted fabric
No, not spots, dots
So I said to them—I said, "You buy me dots one more time..."
And they did
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots
Into their heads

[Chorus: All]
They had it coming, they had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd've been there, if you'd've seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes
Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes

[Cassie Scerbo, as the Evil Queen]
I met Doc in a faraway land about two years ago
He told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So we started living together
He'd go to work in a little Jewish mine
And come home singing Hi Ho!
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner
And then I found out
Single he told me? Single my glass
Not only he was married, oh no, he had six men
One of those dwarves, you know
So that night when he came home from work
I fixed him a drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juice

He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it, and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime

[Amber Riley, as Ursula]
Now, I'm standing over the cauldron
Making us some catfish for dinner
Minding my own business
And in storms prince Eric in a jealous rage
"You've been screwing King Triton" he says
He was crazy, and he kept on screaming
"You've been screwing King Triton"
And then he ran in to my tentacles
He ran into my tentacles eight times

If you had been there, if you had seen it
I bet that you would have done the same

[Kimberly Cole, as the Queen of Hearts]
"Yes, but did you do it?"
Uh uh, not guilty

[Todrick Hall, as Scar]
My brother Mufasa and I had this circus act
And my lady Sarabi used to tag along with us
Now, for the last number in our act we did this 20 acrobatic tricks in a row: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flips-flops, one right after the other
So this one night before the show, I go down to the hotel Figaro
Playing with the hyenas, having a few laughs
And we ran out of zebras, so I went out to get some
I come back into the den, and there's Sarabi and Mufasa doing number 17, the Spread Eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I don't remember a thing, I wasn't until later, I was washing the blood out of my paws
I even knew they were dead

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I've done it
How could you tell me that i was wrong?

They had it coming (They had it coming)
They had it coming (They had it coming)
They had it coming all along (I guess the Lion sleeps tonight)
I didn't do it (he didn't do it)
But if I've done it (But if he done it)
How could you tell me that i was wrong?

[Pia Toscano, as Maleficent]
I love King Stephan more than I could possibly say
He was an artistic guy, sensitive and full of wishes
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night looking to find himself and on the way
He found: Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
Cause if they used us, and they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there, If you had seen it
I bet that you would have done the same

Spots, Six, Fish, Uh hum, Figaro, Wishes