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Now they up and call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Now they up and call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl
All for meetin' brand-new fellows
And for takin' other folks' girls
Now they up and call me Speedoo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Now they up and call me Speedoo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Now I've known some pretty women
And I thought that would change their minds
Well, now, some they call me Joe
Some they call me Moe
Best man is Speedoo;
He don't never take it slow
Now they up and call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Now they up and call me Speedoo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Now they're gonna call me Speedoo
Till they call off makin' pretty girls
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