Soup

[Chorus]
Wading through alphabet soup, trying to make sense of letters
Coming up empty, I'm full, bloated, tired, no better..
Wading through alphabet soup, trying to make sense of letters
Stir 'em around with my scoop, real talk, this shit's no better..

[Verse 1]
I spell it out for ya, with a W
Space an H, next to A, Spillin' T
Apostrophe, exclamation F-U-C-K
Y-O-U, don't hesitate (ya)
That's what my noodles say?
That's what the noodles say
Rearrange the K, move the T away
E Z, try me, you think you're smarter (please)
I'm really hungry in the morning
I need sustenance, no coating
Pulling all the cupboards open
Searching high and low for something
Need soup! (oh yeah)
I guess that'll do
Tomato base so lean and it tastes rich
Bitch, use your head, think quick!
Nobody on your side like a spoon or a chopstick
Might be starting small but I can grow real tall
I can eat up my bowl, let's try to spell it all.. (you see)
A is for asshole and B because I'm better
C stands for candy and D makes it wetter
E is for eye and F stands for fuck (duh!)
G is going down to visit H who is in hell (what? I don't get it..)

[Chorus]
Wading through alphabet soup, trying to make sense of letters
Coming up empty, I'm full, bloated, tired, no better.. (ye)
Wading through alphabet soup, trying to make sense of letters
Stir 'em around with my scoop, real talk, this shit's no better..

[Verse 2]
I spell it out on the table, I use my utensils
Move U and I closer, Y? Because I want 2.. make you mine!
I wanna make you mine but only some of the time
Space ahead of a V, we're making history!
Add an A next to G, O is so pretty
You wanna come up and C, you wanna come for me (mmm!)
We're spelling A to Z!
Hey we found the flavour red, it's tomatoes in a can
So we're bitchin' in the kitchen, we're not here to do them dishes
Wanna be non-perishable? Stir all them alphabet noodles!
I think it's E Z.. (OH wait, I already did that one)
But let's continue our alphabet song..
Do you remember where we left off?
We were talking about your big *ahem
You C, I stands for Iain (that's me) and J stands for joint
K is for Ka$hual and L turns off the light
M is for money and N never sleeps
O is for ongoing and P is in my sheets (what the fuck!?)

[Chorus]
Wading through alphabet soup, trying to make sense of letters
Coming up empty, I'm full, bloated, tired, no better.. (ye)
Wading through alphabet soup, trying to make sense of letters
Stir 'em around with my scoop, real talk, this shit's no better..

[Verse 3]
Well Q is for a queen bed and R stands for ready
S is for sex (obviously) T is for teddy
U is going under (oh really?) V, versatile (okay)
W is no wonder, X rated smile!
Y you wanna cuddle? (ye why bitch!?) 'cause I wanna Z (..sure)
We've now been through our A B C's so it's time for you to leave (bitch)
That's right get out!
Get out! No please get out!
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