Sore Loser

I smell a stench
It’s broken records
Don’t know where it’s coming from but I’m a good guesser
And if I had to guesstimate I’d say it’s your breath
Is fate the reason for your sudden attest?
Or is it ‘cause you’re feeling that I’m quite offensive
And my daily downfall is way too expensive
Look, I haven’t had an ounce of work in months
So please stop capping on me like [flippin’]? dunce
In the corner office
Time Warner bought it
Then came an audit and of course I lost it
They said my work wasn’t exactly flawless
And ever since then at best I’ve been a novice
Trying to piece each scrap so I can adapt to the
Week to week lack of a stable scratch now
I’m two months late on my rent payment
And don’t know how I’m gonna sleep on the pavement

The only thing I lost in this life willingly was my innocent virginity
And ever since then I’ve been a sore loser
That can’t stand seeing someone else take the trophy (x2)

She left me
For a Pepsi injecting that swings both ways what a [Betsy]?
And I bet she’s gonna miss the kiss the second she sees he was in it for the hips
But what if she’s happy. Totally bliss
I don’t know if I could deal with that kind of a hit
Or miss outcome I’ll cry out some of my lungs until she at least hears me out on this one
I know I’ve been a spiteful son of a gun
That’s been jammed ever since our relationship begun
I swear to god damn it that things will be different
Not difficult. Just admit it’s your fault
But she doesn’t want to hear a single syllable
I feel defeated. Totally dismissible
And see that’s the problem
It’s all wins and losses not
Life, love, or family progress

The only thing I lost in this life willingly was my innocent virginity
And ever since then I’ve been a sore loser
That can’t stand seeing someone else take the trophy. (x2)