Song for Bob Crane

Crane, Crane, you're goin' insane
You can't have sex with everyone
You see it's just not right

Clink, clink, what did you think?
You're driving to the airport
In a rented car with gloves

Syndication never hurt so bad
It's always pleasant at the mall
Your mutilation really made me sad
You're still a hero to us all

Crane, Crane, what's in your brain?
Maps of tunnels underground
Where Nazi vampires sleep

Clink, clink, right by the sink
While the junior high-school girls
Fight for remote control

Syndication never hurt so bad
It's always pleasant at the mall
Your mutilation really made me sad
You're still a hero to us all

Crane, Crane, you're goin' insane
You can't have sex with everyone
You see it's just not right