Somethin’s Wrong With The Beaver

Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver

She climbed the stairs that mornin'
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale

Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook
"Ward, there's something wrong."

Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone

Beaver was a dreamer
Never got it right
Died in livin' color
Lived in black an' white

Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cries down to the breakfast nook
"Ward, there's something wrong."

Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Ward!
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone

Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Ward!
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Lord!
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Ooh!
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Ha!
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Beaver, huh!
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver