Sockable Face Club

[Intro]
Face Club
Face Club
Face Club, pal

[Verse 1]
I stepped to the urinal
I went and fished with my fly
I'ze tryin' to get a stain off
When I noticed a guy
He was punishin' the bishop
And zeroed in on my pride
The subtle comedy amused me
But I'm afraid I had to make the peeper die

[Chorus]
You're in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You're in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
Grab him, nab him
Everything you do
Makes me feel like you
Need to get a blackened eye

You got a sockable face
You got a sock, sock, sockable face
You got a sockable face
You got a sockable face

[Verse 2]
Then there was heard a symphony of punchin'
It shattered his glass jaw
Woke up in blood and beer and munchin'
On some red tongue slaw
He kind of laid there burblin'
And there arose a stench
Like a million baby diapers
Then something shiny caramelized on his pants

[Chorus]
You're in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You're in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
Grab him, nab him
Everything you do
Makes me feel like you
Need to get a blackened eye

You got a sockable face
You got a sockable face
You got a sock, sock, sockable face
You are a sockable guy, who...
How can I say what I want to get through to you?

[Bridge]
You got a sockable face
You got a sockable face
You got a punchable face
You are a sockable guy
With a sockable face

You're in my Face Club
Face Club
Face Club, pal

[Verse 3]
Punch you in the eggs and make 'em runny
Get up and gallop and go
Your mama's face in my locket
Your friends are diggin' the hole
I learned from Larry, Mo, and Curly
Not to take no guff
But sneaky peeky got me surly
I'm a semper fi, the kind of guy who likes to play rough

[Bridge 2]
Drama, drama, drama, drama
Your face

Hey, there guys step aside
The cleanin' guy is here
To lay that mop and bucket down
Clean up blood and beer
He needs a cigarette 'cause he hates work
And he has to put up with a lot of jerks
Face Club! Face Club! Face Club!

[Chorus]
Whoa, you're in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You're in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You're a disgrace to the human race
You got a stupid lookin' on your face
You're a disgrace to the human race
You got an ugly lookin' on your face
Grab him, nab him
Everything you do
Makes me feel like you
Need to get a blackened eye

You got a sockable face