Snoopy’s Song

[LUCY, spoken]
Sit up!

[PEPPERMINT PATTY, spoken]
Lie down!

[SALLY, spoken]
Roll over!

[LINUS, spoken]
Play dead!

[ENSEMBLE]
Sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead
Sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead

[SNOOPY]
Who wants to chase rabbits?
Who wants to fetch sticks?
Who wants to lay down and play dead?
Who wants to do tricks?

[ENSEMBLE]
Sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead

[SNOOPY]
Who wants to beg for biscuits?
That doesn't seem right
Who wants to be told that his bark is worst than his bite?!
Who wants to eat dog food? It tastes like it sounds
Who wants to be one of the pack, and run with the hounds?
Not me that's who, got better things to do!

[ENSEMBLE]
Sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead
Sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead

[LUCY, spoken]
Why doesn't Snoopy do what you tell him, Charlie Brown?
He is your dog isn't he, Charlie Brown?
Sometimes I think he doesn't know his place
If he was my dog and he didn't do what I told him
You know what I'd do Charlie Brown?
Ask me what'd do!

[CHARLIE BROWN, spoken]
What would you do, Lucy?

[LUCY, spoken]
I'd trade him in for a couple of goldfish! Why don't you give some serious thought to doing exactly that? Well, why don't you answer?!

[CHARLIE BROWN, spoken]
I'm thinking

[SNOOPY, spoken]
He wouldn't dare

[CHARLIE BROWN, spoken]
I wonder what would happen if I traded him in for a cat!

[LUCY, spoken]
Yeah!

[SNOOPY]
I'd love to chase rabbits
I'd love to fetch sticks
I'd likely lie down and play dead
Who puts a roof over my head?
Who butters most sides of my bread?
Look kids, I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying...I'm dying!

[PEPPERMINT PATTY, spoken]
Come on, let's get outta here!

[CHARLIE BROWN, spoken]
Here, Snoopy!

[SNOOPY, spoken]
You called?