Slytherin Point of View

[Verse 1]
Once there was a boy who lived
Of course, he nearly died

But after 10 years
No one really cares

He struts around school
Like he owns the place

‘Course, so do I
But I’m allowed

‘Cause I’m better than him
I am

[Chorus]
Who is that kid
With a scar on his forehead?

He saved the world
But he should really be dead

He’s good at Quidditch
I’ll give him that

But his hair’s messed up
And his cousin’s fat
And he’s, well he’s…

He’s just kind of average
There’s really nothing special

He’s just kind of average
And I’m better than he is

[Verse 2]
I’ve got lots of friends
You know

‘Course they’re Death Eaters
But at least they’re not
The Muggle-loving type

And I’m going to be
Minister one day

I’ve got connections, see
And when I am
I’ll put Potter in Azkaban

[Chorus]
Who is that kid
With a scar on his forehead?

He saved the world
But he should really be dead

He’s good at Quidditch
I’ll give him that
Yeah

But his hair’s messed up
And his cousin’s fat
And he’s, well he’s…

He’s just kind of average (He's average)
There’s really nothing special (He's average)

He’s just kind of average (He's average)
And I’m better than he is (He's average)

[Bridge]
He saved the world (Oooo)
From You-Know-Who (Oooo)

He’s cool (Oooo)
And he’s got money too (Oooo)

If you want to be (Oooo)
Part of the Potter crew (Oooo)

Just grab some stupid glasses
And a lightning bolt tattoo

[Chorus]
Who is that kid
With a scar on his forehead?

He saved the world
But he should really be dead

He’s good at Quidditch
I’ll give him that
Yeah

But his hair’s messed up
And his cousin’s fat
And he’s, well he’s…

He’s just kind of average
There’s really nothing special

He’s just kind of average
And I’m better than he is

He’s just kind of average
There’s really nothing special

He’s just kind of average
And I’m better than he is
Yeah