Hey! Mr Ollivader

[Verse 1]
There’s a shop
In Diagon Alley

And it’s been there
Since 382 BC

He makes wands
For all the 1st years
About to go to school

And he’s really
Old and creepy
But I think he’s rather cool

[Chorus]
Hey Mr Ollivander
What wand are you making today?

It’s a whippy 10-inch maple
With a unicorn tail core
And it’s good for Transfiguration
But I don’t know who it’s for

[Verse 2]
I went in
And looked at all the boxes

There were thousands
And thousands and thousands of them

He had a measuring tape in one hand
And a strange look in his eye

And he measured
Between my nostrils
But please don’t ask me why

[Chorus 2]
Hey Mr Ollivander (Hey)
What wand are you making today? (Mr Ollivander)

It’s a solid nine-inch hawthorn
With a dragon heartstring core
And it seems quite temperamental
But I don’t know who it’s for

[Bridge]
Mr Ollivander
What would we do without you?

Mr Ollivander
Can you make me a wand too?

[Chorus 3]
Hey Mr Ollivander (Hey)
Thanks for finding me (Mr Ollivander)
A wand of my own

It’s a nice and supple holly
With a phoenix feather core
And he found it kind of curious
But I know just who it’s for

Mr Ollivander
What would we do without you?

Mr Ollivander
Can you make me a wand?

Mr Ollivander
I love you!