Slytherin

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True grit, I’m a bad bitch, the antagonist
I’m a mixed chick and proud of it
I’m a rude bitch, got a mood glitch
Matches my lipstick, got the black nails to go with it
Hat tilts to the left, hide and disguise my resting bitch eye
I’m a mad standoffish type, hella pessimistic
I smoke cigarettes, I fuckin’ love it, I really fuckin’ love it

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Real talk I’m an ass thong, try to date me? Ha! it won’t last long
Like that bitch in fleabag, I’m a red flag, always on thе rag
I’m a fuckin’ drag, friggin tickin’ time bomb
Toxic and hazardous, Super Villain
100 percеnt chance of rain a fucking downpour
I’m an Aires, ruled by the God of war
I will choke you in your sleep if you fuckin’ snore
I love profanity, thrive on insanity
My spirit animal’s Fran Lebowitz
Misandrist, Misanthropic
“Pretend it’s a City” you mother fuckin’ idiots

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Your cold ass be shiverin’ Brrrrrrrrrr, I’m so Slytherin, I’m so Slytherin
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Your cold ass be shiverin’ Brrrrrrrrrr, I’m so Slytherin, I’m so Slytherin

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Strategic, ambitious, cunning and autonomous, malicious
Protige of Severus Snape. Severe, rattle snake vicious
Sharp wit, tongue split, Kobra Kai
Avada Kadavra, draconian evil eye
Felt wicked, might delete later
So friggit, I’m a haters hater

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Your cold ass be shiverin’ Brrrrrrrrrr, I’m so Slytherin, I’m so Slytherin
Slytherin, I’m so Slytherin, I’m so Sss Sss Sss Sss Sss Sss Slytherin
Your cold ass be shiverin’ Brrrrrrrrrr, I’m so Slytherin, I’m so Slytherin

I’ll cut choo!