Eat Everything

Oh my God, Hey! Summer’s here again
It felt like winter would never ever end
Thank God the sun is out, I can smile again
I can leave my house, I can see my friends
Hell yeah, summers here again

But I’m fat, just in time for the summer
I gave up mid winter and said fuck it, I’ma eat
I’ma eat everything, every cheeseburger
Everything, Everything, mozzarella sticks
Fried chicken wings, fuckin evеrything
I’ma eat, I’ma eat, I’m a fuckin eat еverything
Ain’t got no dishes clean, ain't’ gonna stop me
I’ma eat this ramen out a frisbee
Fuck a spoon, fuck a fork
There’s a screwdriver, in the tool box, under the kitchen sink
(Under the kitchen sink, where all the bigs I buy go t die)
Sesame chicken, pad thai, empanadas, stuff with melted cheese
Don’t care, give it to me. I’ma eat everything, I’ma eat!

Oh my God, Hey! Summer’s here again
It felt like winter would never ever end
Thank God the sun is out, I can smile again
I can leave my house, I can see my friends
Hell yeah, summers here again

My body is my temple of doom
I don’t posses that Lizzo positivity
I wear so many spanx I’m pretty sure
If I had kids they’d call CPS on me

Bacon egg and cheese sandwich, tater tots
Bahn you? Nah, Bahn Mi bitch!
I need a therapist, I’m on the waiting list
We in the middle of a global mental health crisis
Next appointment is July 2086
And this city plagued with a shortage of dick
Single ready for pringles, single ready for pringles
And cool ranch doritos
Gimme gummies gimme some gummy worms, and gummy smurfs
And sour patch kids and starburst
God damn this song makin’ me hungry!

Oh my God, Hey! Summer’s here again
It felt like winter would never ever end
Thank God the sun is out, I can smile again
I can leave my house, I can see my friends
Hell yeah, summers here again

Oh my God, Summer’s here again
It felt like winter would never ever end
Thank God the sun is out, I can smile again
I can leave my house, I can see my friends
Hell yeah, summer’s here again