Slippery

Writer's block, most rappers never heard of it
Come to think about it, most rappers don't write, they wrong
Approach every song with the stance of
Assembly line rhymes and formulaic flows
It’s attack of the clones up in the clubs at these rap shows
Rooms full of played out pimps and old ho’s so hey
What’s with all this negativity?
Hip hop always has been self reflective
It’s either that I do this as the directive
Well fuck that shit this is my time
Never gonna make ya do aerobics when I rhyme
Put your hands down by your side, dance if you wanna
I gotta admit it that I done did it with the drummer
Done did it with the DJ and did it with myself
Did it with the saxophone, the piano, and go-go bells
I done did it with the trumpet and with didgeridoos
Did it with the bagpipes while you were dancing in underoos
Done did it in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio
Corn fields, tractor trailer, back woods silo
Done did it with direction and did it on my own
Be doing it if everybody in the world was gone
I just go on and on and on for all time
Ya’ll MC’s can’t survive
Without about twenty five thousand pairs of eyes
Hey, Seattle like MC’s grab your mics tight
The rain makes it slippery right
Alright, check the mic, check one, check two, check three
It’s the Optimus and my name is Wheelie
Seattle like MC’s grab your mics tight
The rain makes it slippery right
Alright, check the mic, check one, check two, check three