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Cyberman and English’s scathing critique of modern over-produced pop-rap and the “bling” culture within rap that emphasizes look and style over substance and skill, this track features some of the absolute fastest rap on the album.
[Wheelie Cyberman]
Hey
Look at me I'm an emcee! (bling bling!)
I make enough money to be in Forbes magazine
But I still keep it mean, baby (grrr!)
See? Rap about two things, guns and heat
And semiautomatics
I'm dramatically emphatic 'bout my dick size
And thick thighs
I'm an addict
Champagne (Pop!)
That cork in my bubble bath
And these spiritual cats
Are so whack
It makes me laugh
Like
[All]
Ha ha- ha ha- ha ha- ha ha-
Hey wooooo
Ha ha- ha ha- ha ha- ha ha-
Hey wooooo
[Broken English]
Hi
Here is the eminent hip-hop
Take an Impala and bubblegum pop
Add a little Cristal to the compound
Doo rag, Timbaland boots and you got it down
You're underground
Now you know that to sound dope
You'll need that ice and a rope?
Black locs and a fur coat
Matching wristbands on the hands
To go with the color of the Kangol
Tally ho!
Front like a rock star
Push cars like a Benz or a Jaguar
By far the best dressed on the scene
An emcee on the cover of Seventeen
Once real
But now you got a pop feel
Eating veal out at five-course meals
No longer reel-to-reel
And all you gotta do is sell out!
Wow!
What a great deal!
[Wheelie Cyberman]
Now what's left for me to do
Prove myself back with another crew
Hit some of these speakers, man, this *pause* isn't new
Been through every state
I might have *pause* there too
Now you
Tell me what the hey can I do
Wash down lyrics drinking Northwest brew
Even when I'm *pause* up, I never miss a cue
Challenge any rapper, anywhere
No matter who with the
*rapid beatboxing*
Then I'm through
Taking over stages like it ought to be a coup
If you heard me kick it then
Bitch, you heard it's true
Make you get down for the folks so pure
Just a few ticks of the box that I prove
Back from Indiana still *pause*-ing Bellevue
Erase my face got my family going "Who?"
Cause I take five birds
Keep 'em locked in my zoo with the
[All]
Ha ha- ha ha- ha ha- ha ha-
Hey wooooo
Ha ha- ha ha- ha ha- ha ha-
Hey wooooo
[Wheelie Cyberman]
Look at me I'm an emcee! (bling bling!)
I make enough money to be in Forbes magazine
But I still keep it mean, baby (grrr!)
See? Rap about two things, guns and heat
And semiautomatics
I'm dramatically emphatic 'bout my dick size
And thick thighs
I'm an addict
Champagne (Pop!)
That cork in the bubble bath
Man, these spiritual cats
Are so whack
It makes me laugh
[All]
Ha ha- ha ha- ha ha- ha ha-
Hey wooooo
Jz75 was written by Broken english & Wheelie Cyberman.