Not exactly a “song”, “Slave Song” is an outtake from the Scumdogs sessions that is comprised of the band playing without any structure while various members, most prominently Danielle Stampe, provide improvised dialogue and directions.
Of note, “Slave Song” was originally listed as the last song o...
(Yo, yo!)
[?] Fucking idiot! Get your fucking shit together!
Give her the boner, Oderus
You call this music? Get your fucking shit together, man!
This kind of music really gives me a boner, I like that
Okay boys, let's get some rhythm here
You low-down, no good piece of shit, scrawny dick motherfuckers! Why don't you get your fucking act together?
Cut in, cut out
Are we doing it right?
Cut inside out
[?] Faster, faster!
Faster, faster, faster goddamnit! Faster! Faster! Give it to me! Give it to me!
Give unto me the limitless intercourse [?] Give to me the creamy white milk of you [?] Give me a [?] Give me a golden shower. And what about a-
You bore me, you little piece of shit!
Ah yes, you're lactating by now [?]
[?]
Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!
Give me what I want! Give me what I want!
Ahhh! [?] Piece of shit!
I've heard better at a garbage dump!
You know, something about [?]
Give it to me!
Aren't you gonna teach him how to play that thing?
Flat in, flat out, flat it, flat out
[?] the world [?]
Slavey Slavey, scrape that thing up against me
Vagina!
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer it [?]
[?]
I hate this! Why don't you stop?! You never stop!
Is it only him? [?] what they call [?]
"Hide the guitar solo", alright
The penis is now fully erect and in her mouth
Hey, make that guy quiet, whoever he is
Score a big fat fucking whore
What kinda song is this?
It's a hit!
Between the nose and the hip
If you don't do as I say, you shall be terminated, do you not understand this?
This is the National Guard, you are surrounded. Give yourselves up. We have a bunch of weapons and we're gonna move in shortly. ([Groovy?]) This is the National Guard, this is the National Guard. GWAR, admit your defeat, you are surrounded. GWAR, admit your defeat, you are surrounded. This is the National Guard. (Help me!) This is the National Guard. Throw down your weapons and come peacefully with us to the re-educational camp. This is the National Guard. This is the National Guard. This is the National-
What kinda stream of consciousness is this? Look what the world has come to!
Okay, stop it now. Stop, I say! Stop!
Does anybody have any napkins?
It's a beautiful thing, thank you