Skinhead Hippy

Oi!

[TIM Spoken: Skippy the Bush Kangaroo has become...]

Oi!

[TIM Spoken: ...a drug dealer. Skippy's out there now on the highways of the world selling drugs to truck drivers]

Oi!

[TIM Spoken: They're calling him "Skippy the Pusher Kangaroo"]

Oi!
Oi!
Skippy's all grown up, he's not a joey anymore
He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor (Oi!)
He glassed Matt Hammond with a bottle of stout (Stout!)
And threw a dart in Sonny's eyes before he ripped it out

Who's that walking on air?
Or bouncing down the street without a care?
It's skinhead Skippy, the killer kangaroo (Oi!)
With blood soaked bovver boots, a racist attitude
A mean fucking mother's son
Not afraid of anyone
Got the others on the run
Here he comes, here he comes
Skippy the skin—
Oi!
*Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch* (Oi!)

Skippy's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head
He's dating wallabies half his age
And getting them into bed (Oi!)
He says his old friends are all miserable pricks
They're married now, or dead, or gone
Or mentally sick

Who's that walking on air?
Bouncing down the street without a care?

[TIM Spoke: Hello Skip]

*Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch*

[TIM Spoke: What's the problem, Skip?]

[PAUL Spoke: Oh dear]

*Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch*

[TIM Spoke: Sonny's in trouble? He's hangin' off a cliff?]

*Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch*

[TIM Spoken: *Gasp* And?]

*Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch*

[TIM Spoken: No! No! No! The?]

*Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch*

[TIM Spoken: Richard Fidler, the cunnilingus kid]

[RICHARD Spoken: Well... that's when mummy and daddy are loving each other very much]

Well, Benji got the snip and tuck and now he's sniffing glue

[TIM Spoken: *Sniff* Aw shit *sniff* that's great, Flicka *sniff*]

Milo and Otis died at least eight times over

[TIM Spoken: Ah! Woof! Meow! Oh! Ah! D'oh! Ooh!]

[RICHARD Spoken: That's eight]

Rin Tin Tin blindly humps the leg of his owner

[TIM Spoken: Hey, Rin Tin Tin, what's that tune?]

[PAUL Spoken: Last Post. Damn, splinter. Ow]

Flipper became sushi
Mr. Ed loves drag
Lassie's a transvestite
And Gentle Ben, Gentle Ben's a fag

Who's causing havoc on the docks
In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs?
Skinhead Skippy the fascist kangaroo
With a blood soaked Stanley knife
And a racist attitude (Hey)
He'll wait until you're all alone
Crack your skull, break your bones
Send the pieces to your home
He's the one
All in fun
Skippy the skinhead
Oi, oi, oi, oi!
Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch, Oi!