Mutant Opera

[RICHARD Spoken: We'd like to ask you now to listen to a song that Tim and I used to do together when Paul was a freckle-faced, young kid in the front row, called the Mutant Opera]

[PAUL Spoken: I'd like to leave the stage now, and you can see the brilliant group that was the Doug Anthony Allstars before I actually joined them]

[TIM Spoken: It's a power ballad]

I went down to my local shopping centre (Centre)

[TIM Spoken: First song we ever did]

The man who was served me was a huge placenta
He wasn't a part of my human race
He disagreed with my concept of space
I just had to put my dick right through his face
He was a mutant, a mutant
A mutant, mutant, mutant, mutant
Fuck the mutant, fuck the mutant
Fuck the mutant (Hey)

[PAUL Spoken: Very, very impressive]