SimpleFlips Rap

[Intro: SimpleFlips, DPadGamer & Nintendrew]
I'm here with DPadGamer
Hey, guys
Uh, we got Nintendrew
Hey, how's it going?
And last, but not least, I'm here with Nathaniel—

[Verse: SimpleFlips]
Scuttlebug, Paragoomba, two-legged
Black-haired, singularity, three-legged
Master Roshi, Koopa the Quick
Every time, sometimes, once-in-a-while
Untitled artist one, Mahjong Titans withheld available on PC
Windows, Flash, computer, personal computer
Android, mobile phone, Samsung Galaxy
Microsoft Windows 10, Windows 2000
Desktop, Linux, PC, Mac, HTML5
Mario platform, Super Windows 8.1
Windows Microsoft 7, Chrome OS
Mobile Android (Kit Kat), Macintosh Apple computer
Windows VirtualBox, VMWare
Wii U browser, Wii U Nintendo browser
Original, Nintendo-lo-lo on an official 3DS
Linux Super Ubuntu
SpongeBob Stupid and Mario Simulator
Portable device, Goomba
Koopa Troop-para-boopa
Bullet Bill, My aunt, Jill
Piranha Plant, Obama's ramp
Big Boo, little Boo
Medium Boo, l miss you, Boo
Thwompy, Thwimpy, bimble-bimpy
Chain Chomp, Chain Thwomp
Teeny-weeny, cheeny, beany
Lakitu, Brakitu, lickity-splickety
Spiny-whiny, two-tone lining
Bomb-Omb, Bob-Omb
Boob-Omb, Boo-Bomb
Pokey-wokey, licky-dokey
Oopem-boopem, Banzai-wanzai
Billy Harrington, Amp, Shocky
Klepto, fly, Unagi Eel, Sushi-wooshi
Golden tiger roll and Jolly Roger Bay's home
It's time for dinner, Bill blaster when Bob Ross
Boss space, micro Bloomberg medication
Beach, Goomba, grindle-spindle
Skeeter, Bubba, you're in trouble
Bully her, Amamiya, super pooper, Jambore
Oh mama, heave-ho, Mr. Blizzard, holy golden lizard
Mad piano who always scared me as a kid in Super Mario 64
Bub, fwoosh, don't blow me off the mountain
Nathan, money bag, bunny, slag, bombs snuff
Chuckya-Buckya, sushi shark, Mr. Eye
Booking, bigger Mr. Eye, giant eyeball
Killer chair floats and follows you from one room to the other
Bandai, Namco Entertainment
Japanese video game development

[Outro: SimpleFlips & Nathaniel Bandy]
—Bandy
What? What the fuck?