Dad 3

[Intro]
Idiot

[Verse 1]
One time I saw my dad
And he was lookin' like the mascot from the Cheetos brand
I'm talkin' 'bout the dude that's basically a cheetah man
He loves spicy corn snacks, and he's been banned from Japan
But just like any good father, he would hold my hand
When I got hurt, we'd take the Cheeto van
The hospital has a lane for special Cheeto fans
And the highway has a lane for special Cheeto vans
The moral of the story is to stop pretending
That your dad isn't actually Steven Williams
You're probably like, "Who the fuck is Steven Williams?"
That's the CEO of Fritos that I Googled for this song
And I tricked you into thinking that I knew who that is
But when I saw his picture, I know who that is
Hе's my father, he's the mothеrfucking Cheeto man
And together we can do it, but not in Japan

[Chorus]
Japan
He's been banned
He's not allowed (He's not allowed)
In Japan anymore
Dad
This is "Dad 3"
And you wouldn't believe
What it's like after three dads
It's the best

[Verse 2]
One time I saw my dad
And he was lookin' like the person who had raised me right
Taught me to be respectful and to never fight
Except that Kellogg's bitch who brags about bein' right
And everything in his world is so fucking great
When he goes to Japan, he gets past the gate
The security line doesn't waste his time
I wish that that father was mine