Silly Boy

[Verse 1]
Poor, little, straight boy started a fight and broke a metatarsal
Now everybody here thinks he's an asshole
Got all his mates kicked out of the dance by the bouncer
Not his fault, mama always told him that
"Boys will be boys," since passing the parcel
He's not her little shit, he's just her little rascal
But now the time's passed, parcel is in the past
Now anyone you pick, if you ask them, will tell you
"He's a dick, he's a piece of shit, he's a fucking piss-slit
He's the end bit of the banana when you peel it"
'Cause no one wants him, nobody's laughing now
Poor, little, straight boy, get in the bin

[Chorus]
Silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly, little boy, you silly, little boy

[Verse 2]
Hold up, let me catch my breath, I'm only getting started
And you wanna get the rest of this repressed, hot mess
Walking STD test
And if you think I'm too harsh, roll back the cassette
'Cause it's the kind of boy to take a shit in a sauna
Kind of boy to fuck a girl twice, then ignore her
Kind of boy to shame a sex-worker making porn, then
Jack off to it ninety percent of his alone time
Oh my, you have got the wrong guy
You brought a BB gun to the gun fight
Don't buy my CD, you don't have a drive
And don't hit me up, silly boy, you are not my type

[Chorus]
Silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly, little boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly boy, you silly, little boy
You silly, little boy, you silly, little boy

[Bridge]
She's got a sense of humour, yours is just shit
That's why she didn't laugh when you told her to get in the kitchen
Now quit your bitching
Poor, little, straight boy, nobody cares that you've watched Pulp Fiction
Nobody cares, nobody cares
Nobody cares, nobody cares
Nobody cares, nobody cares
Nobody cares that you've watched Pulp Fiction

[Chorus]
Silly boy, you silly little boy (Nobody cares, nobody cares)
(Nobody cares that you've watched Pulp Fiction)
Silly boy, you silly little boy (Nobody cares, nobody cares)
You silly boy, you silly, little boy