Hey Joe (Relax)

[Chorus]
Relax, sit down for a minute
Yeah, this is my house
And I don't want you in it
Relax, sit down for a minute
Yeah, this is my house, this is my house
And if told you to relax
Then relax

[Verse 1]
Hey, Joe
I won't text you back
I've got a train to catch, I have to go
Hey, Joe
I've pulled a muscle in my back
I'm feelin' out of a whack
It's time to go
(Hey, Joe)
Don't say that you'd tell me the truth but you don't think could handle it
(Hey, Joe)
Don't you dare try and spout that shit while claimin' you're the devil's advocate
(Hey, Joe)
Don't think you're big 'cause you got a philosophy undergraduate
(Hey, Joe)
I can't stand you, I can't stand your shit

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
Yeah

[Chorus]
So relax, sit down for a minute
Yeah, this is my house
And I don't want you in it
Relax, sit down for a minute
Yeah, this is my house, this is my house
And if I told you to relax
Then relax
Sit down
Take a step back
It's not about you now
Relax
Chill out
Take the night off
Just pipe down
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Hey, Joe
I've had a really, really nice time
I promise you I'm fine, I have to go
Hey, Joe
Please don't refill my wine
I promise you I'm fine, I have to go
(Hey, Joe)
You sit there and ask her if it's that time of the month
(Hey, Joe)
She bites her tongue so hard, it becomes a bloody pulp
(Hey, Joe)
Opinions are like arseholes
I don't want yours
(Hey, Joe)
That's it
Not anymore
Now fuck off

[Outro]
I can't believe that I used to fuck you