Shook Challenge - November 19, 2018

I be leavin these rappers shook
Their punchlines Neverland Captain Hook

They dangled from a balcony right after a bout with Suge
Punk'd with more need for an ER than Ashton Kutch

Kelso in the flesh to exterminate mumble rap
Hell froze when they test the Acts 1:8 lumberjack

I say Money Mayweather's way better, where Connor at?
He face down on the octagon I don't want his autograph

The dirt that I did, only my mama could tell
That's why they had to Great Commission her like Roger Goodell

She knew everything I did like I'm that one at the well
That's why I had to drop the beef like taking a Ramadan spell
And leave that book of the dead, The Necronomicon shelved

See God don't come when we snap like demand-side economics
Tectonic plates shift underneath when I projectile vomit

There's no "halfway crooks", it's just the law
Like no elevator's safe when your sis-in-law is Solange

But I'm an actual crook hanging near the Christ
And he said tonight I'll be with him in paradise