Shits & Giggles

[Intro]
Can't hold it
*Farting*
*Laughing*
*Screaming*

[Verse 1: Whipstick, Dubbs]
Think you got testosterone, you overflowin’ estrogen
I'm pumpin' jizz inside your bitch
Yo don’t spit that fuckin' verse again
What the fuck? Oh wait, yeah, that's my bad
You'll find that my mind's wack and stuck inside a time lapse
Parachute pants and fanny packs, Tamagotchi (Yeah)
I dare you to dance on your hands, hot tamale (Yeah)
Juice gettin' loose spray that in your face, eyeballs rolling
We set you up for failing constantly, 'cause I'm obnoxious
*Scream* Did you shoot me with a frickin’ laser?
Beetleborgs, bitch!
But don’t you disrespect the Power Rangers
Choke you out with a piece of candy
Bitch you want a Now and Later?
Punch you in your Adam's apple
Snap and crackle pop your fake friend
Delusions of grandeur and elegant status, the fact is
Your music is awesome but passion is lacking, you faggot
This dude isn’t busting me back to the back of the back of anywhere
Especially the wave pool at Cedar Point (That didn't rhyme!)

[Chorus: Dubbs, Whipstick]
Why the fuck did you shave your beard? For shits and giggles
Why the fuck you so fuckin' weird? For shits and giggles
Why the fuck are you such a queer? For shits and giggles
Why? Shits and giggles, fuck off, bitch, it's shits and giggles
Why the fuck you yellin’ a song? For shits and giggles
Why the fuck you all on my dong? For shits and giggles
Why can't you and Legz get along? For shits and giggles
Why? Shits and giggles, fuck off, bitch, it's shits and giggles

[Verse 2: Dubbs, Whipstick]
I see you walkin' down the street and frickin' flick a nickel
Hit you with it run up to you afterward and twist your nipple
Bitch you 'bout the lamest in the game you know the shit's official
Why would you say that? Motherfucker, for shits and giggles
On a dinner date and I ask the waitress to lick my pickle
While the girl I'm with reaches over and gives my pits a tickle
Came prematurely, my sad little dick just dripped and trickled
Yo what the fuck? I guess I did it for shits and giggles
Oh you bein' robbed so I go to my waist and lift the pistol
Took my aim and pull the trigger but the bullet missed and hit you
I'm really sorry dude I wish I had a gift to give you
Dubbs, the dude's dead! Oops, uh, shits and giggles
I got this bag of M&M's but only wish for Skittles
And so I'll eat the M&M's, I guess I live a little
I tried to open up the corner but I ripped the middle (Why?!)
Motherfucker, it's your song, you should know why I did it by now

[Chorus: Whipstick, Dubbs]
Why's your chin all fat with no neck? For shits and giggles
Why'd you wanna rap in effect? For shits and giggles
Why can't I just get some respect? For shits and giggles
Why? Shits and giggles, fuck off, bitch, it's shits and giggles
Why can't we just finally be friends? For shits and giggles
Even if it's just for pretend? For shits and giggles
Why's that only thing that you said? For shits and giggles
Why? Shits and giggles, fuck off, bitch, it's shits and giggles

[Verse 3: J Reno]
See me creepin' up your driveway at a quarter past eight
Poured this whole bag of sugar inside of your gas tank
I got a dead skunk inside of a fuckin' trash bag
That I left out in the sun for two and a half day
Break in your house through the kitchen window
Then I sneak into your bedroom
And stuff the bag under your frickin' pillow
The motive for the fucker he's nothing but shits and giggle
I'm laughing at your misery, bitch, the kid's official
I'll bust a fat shit in the margarine container
Then I put it back in your refrigerator for later
I'm not a hater, I'm just a guy with too much time on his hands
The only kicks I get is fuckin' with people, and I'll be damned
If I miss an opportunity I wrote the book on this mischief shit, bitch
There's nothing you could do to me
Quit being stale, you dumb bitch, why don't you live a little?
Fuck the nooky, we did it all for the shits and giggles

[Chorus: Whipstick, J Reno]
Why you think your milk's in a bag? Shits and giggles
Why'd you wanna beat on my dad? Shits and giggles
Why would you just call me a fag? Shits and giggles
Why? Shits and giggles, fuck off, bitch, it's shits and giggles
Why you like American sports? Shits and giggles
Why'd you eat your soup with a fork? Shits and giggles
Why can't you accept you're a dork? Shits and giggles
Why? Shits and giggles, fuck off, bitch, it's shits and giggles

[Outro: Whipstick]
*Laughing*
Super Fun Time Gang and shit
We got the Canuck and don't give a fuck express on the way
J Reno from up north, Dubbs from Michigan
Murder Mitten and shit
Send us hell that motherfucker
You ain't fuckin' with us, we shittin' and gigglin' on everybody