Sheldon Cooper vs Doctor Who

[Verse 1: Sheldon Cooper]
You are one of my heroes, but I just have to make you die!
I would be happy, then I will release a sigh
I am an actual doctor, you just have the name
I love how you act like your intelligence is the same
I'm more intelligent and I know what makes you weak
I'll show you that I'm the one who's truly unique
I'll smack you with my pinger
You know what? Go ahead.. BAZINGA!!

[Verse 2: The Doctor]
Bloody hell! Is that a slovene?
Oh, I'm sorry, you're just very obscene
I have many companions, I'm almost never alonе
Your intelligence, you keep insidе, mine is always shown
I know if you saw a Dalek, you would do nothing but panic and squeal!
You already know I'm The Doctor, but my raps made you unable to heal!

[Verse 3: Sheldon Cooper]
I don't need your healing! I can do it myself!
With your companions, you act like you're wearing a chasity belt
900 years of travel, every second is piss
You should stop being dumb and buy a first aid kit
Doctor Who, what's up with you
In so many lives, I may look up to you
Now this battle is getting irrelevant, so let us end this
I won this battle so go ahead and sock it
You think you're uncontrollable? Here's a chocolate

[Verse 4: The Doctor]
I don't need any chocolate! You are a stupid one!
What's wrong with your face? Are you my mum?
You can't handle the daleks, unlike Rose Tyler
And trust me, my geeky friend, I am no liar
Speaking of Rose, she's just a normal girl
And even she can beat you, you make me wanna hurl
Before this battle's over, I'll go and drive her
Just stand back, I'll use my sonic screwdriver