She’s So Modern

She's so 20th century
She’s so 1970's
She knows the right things to say
She's got the right clothes to wear
Cos she’s a modern girl, oh yeah
A modern girl yeah, ga-ga-ga-ga-ga
A modern girl, oh yeah

And Suzie is a jewel
She flashes when she smiles
She's cunning and she's clever
She's got the lowdown in her files
Magenta is the best
You know whe really makes me laugh
She's always tryin' her impressions
She wants to be a photograph, I gotta say now
She's so modern

Jean confided to me
She's Mona Lisa’s biggest fan
She drew a mustache on her face
She’s always seen her as a man
And Charlie ain't no Nazi
She likes to wear her leather boots
Cos it’s exciting for the veterans
And it's a tonic for the troops

She's so modern, oh yeah
She's so modern